Yo yo yo, you already know, so stop actin like you’re straight up fresh boi?! It’s Normal Joe giving you the goods once again (like I don’t already do this on the daily). We’re gonna talk about making money today, cause you gotta know the economics if you wanna make it big out there in the real world, ya digg?

I was poppin back som sammiches the other day and I realized that nobody “gets” how money works. I mean, we say “buy,” and we say “hold,” but how do you strike it rich and actually get a hold of more money than the next Normal Joe out there. This is why I’ve developed my three step fool-proof method on how to create your own wealth.

Step One – Get Money

If you want to create your own wealth, you have to get money. This is essential, because if you don’t get money, then you can’t continue with Joe’s three step plan, eh? If you don’t get money, then there’s no money that you can lose… which I guess is a good thing, but high risk -> high reward right?

So step one is to get some money in your life. I don’t care how, maybe you should check out a book… or something. Learn how to make money, do it, get your check, deposit it, withdraw your money from your bank account, and get that money. On to step two!

Step Two – Don’t Lose Money

Now that you got some money, it’s time to turn up the heat here a bit. If you have money, then you can’t lose that money or you wouldn’t have any money. You see, making money is a lot about not losing that money. Common forms of losing money are: excessively baggy pants, eating habits, charitable donations and street performers. Avoid these pitfalls at all costs.

Step Three – Check Your Pocket

Look down. If you have a pocket, there should be money somewhere in it. If you have a purse, open it up, and then look down. If the three step process worked and you followed my careful instruction… you should now have money. Success!

Let’s end on a note of hope: anyone can create their own wealth by getting money and not losing it. This is something you can do in your free time, or even while you work! Employ this system step-by-step… and I assure you that you will be seeing the money fly in no time. :D

Disclaimer: This is a spoof post and is not intended to be taken seriously in any way. Normal Joe is a class act and blogs at IMWithJoe.com, so go drop him a line!

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